The following is a list of the contents of the XF Blooper Reel #1. Some of the quotes are not word-for-word. Thanks to Miri and Flameboy for filling in some of the gaps. By the way, I don't have copies of these reels to dub for people, so don't even bother asking. ----------- The show starts with a montage of several XF scenes, much like a "coming attractions" preview, complete with stern-voiced announcer. ----------- Mulder & Deep Throat emerge from a building (in E.B.E.?), Deep Throat says "it's awfully quiet, Mr. Mulder" while there is a terrific amount of noise in the background. ----------- Mulder in car says to Scully, "Scully, you're not one of the more sexually spontaneous people I know." ----------- Mulder and Scully dancing in the rain (from The Pilot) ----------- (From Genderbender?) Mulder talks to store owner, who says, "They usually shop down there at the feedstore," just as a buggy with horses drives by. Mulder says, "You're clairvoyant!" ----------- Scully flubs lines and laughs ----------- Villain from "Fire" (Mark Sheppard) sings very loudly. ----------- Guy in red "monster" costume struggles to walk through woods in "Fallen Angel" ... the strange outfit was used to create the 'clear distortion' of the alien moving around. ----------- Mark Sheppard sings again. ----------- Mulder: "This guy's a walking aphrodisiac, the ultimate nookie magnet, Spanish fly incarnate!" (from Genderbender) ----------- "Fallen Angel" red monster guy walks some more, accompanied by silly music. ----------- Scully and Mulder drive up in car, Scully gets out and looks at two guys who are totally burned up on the ground and says, "They're done!" Crew breaks up. ----------- Scene in rain from The Pilot, Scully struggles with her lines, finally when she finishes the crew cheers. ----------- Mulder flubs lines. ----------- Mulder talks to guy wearing wig who pulls it off (from "Miracle Man"). ----------- Mulder, Scully and third guy share a laugh. ----------- Scully flubs lines. ----------- Scully says, "It's a hell of a case, Mulder, I wouldn't mind being in your shoes." Mulder: "...or my pants." ----------- Mulder in scene from one of Tooms shows as Tooms gets in van: "I have a Norwegian elkhound, I use him to hunt moose ... for my hair." ----------- Same scene, Mulder says: "Where can I get a jumpsuit like that?" ----------- Scully to Mulder: "Have you ever had any dealings with a cow?" Mulder: ">What< are you implying?" (crew breaks up) ----------- Scenes of guys flying across room and out the window. ----------- Mulder, Scully suppress laughter, finally they can't hold it any more. ----------- Several scenes where Mulder is called "crazy". ----------- Mulder and Scully in car, Mulder starts driving, there's the sound of a cat being squished. Both of them break up. ----------- Various "serious" scenes. ----------- Mulder calls Scully, she seems to fall into a hole. ----------- Scene in elevator (Ghost in the Machine?), Scully seems to give Mulder a blowjob (she unzips his fly with her teeth), followed by Mulder zipping up his pants. (Ghost in the Machine) ----------- Serious scene from "Tooms" show. ----------- Bug scenes from "Darkness Falls." ----------- Mulder, Scully laugh. ----------- Monster in an XF hat says, "Harry, you're a fuckin' genius." ----------- Mulder: "We fucked up." ----------- More bug scenes from "Darkness Falls." ----------- Scene from "Fire," Scully runs yelling at the camera, then suddenly breaks up. ----------- Scully yells "Weird" at camera. ----------- Bad guy from "Fire" asks for a cigarette. ----------- Titles for the blooper show run VERY fast. ----------- Titles run again much slower with various music and commentary behind. Mostly gory scenes from the show! ----------- Mulder to Scully: "Kiss me." ----------- Scully makes cross eyes and sticks her tongue out. ----------- Scenes where Mulder is called "Fox, Fox", then "Denise" (shot of DD from Twin Peaks), another shot of DD seemingly nude with a tea pot in a strategic location. ----------- Scully flubs lines. ----------- Scully to Mulder: "If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." Mulder: "It's an acquired taste." (Erlenmeyer Flask) ----------- Scully enters women's bathroom, Mulder removes "women's" sign, enters. (Erlenmeyer Flask) ----------- CC is labelled "The Master of Yuppie Morbidity." ----------- Scene of surfer (ostensibly CC) mooning the camera. ----------- 20th Century Fox logo ... the film deteriorates. This is followed by a 'see you next year', and then a shot of DD as Dennis/Denise waving a bouquet.