The following is a list of the contents of the XF Blooper Reel #2. Some of the quotes are not word-for-word. Thanks to Miri and Flameboy for filling in some of the gaps. By the way, I don't have copies of these reels to dub for people, so don't even bother asking. ----------- The normal XF titles appear, ending with "THE GAGS ARE OUT THERE." ----------- Numerous shots of Scully saying "Mulder, it's me..." ----------- Mulder flubs lines and says "Cut!" ----------- Scene from "3": Mulder and cop are looking at something like a cup in the ground. Mulder looks up and says, "Whoever the motherfucker is who left the needle out of this is going to get this on top of his head." The cop stifles a laugh. ----------- Mulder uses a water fountain which sprays water up in his face. Both Mulder and Scully laugh. (Die Hand Die Verletzt) ----------- Mulder enters Skinner's office and Skinner gooses him, causing Mulder to fall to the floor screaming hysterically. ----------- Woman tells Scully: "Something strange is happening," Scully screams and holds her hands to her head in a "Home Alone"-like gesture. (End Game) ----------- Mulder gives guy on floor "nougies". ----------- Mulder, Krychek and Skinner do a "see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil routine." (Ascension) ----------- Mulder twists Scully's boobs as she lies on a hospital bed in "One Breath." She sits up momentarily, looking surprised. ----------- The 3 Gunmen enter Mulder's room (in Anasazi), someone says "Is this right?" which blows the whole scene. ----------- Scully in car says "Suck my dick" to Mulder. ----------- Mulder in "Dod Kalm" makeup makes slurping noises. ----------- Mulder acts goofy. ----------- Mulder blows lines, uses the word "motherfucker," so does Scully. (Soft Light) ----------- Scully says "Fuck me" in response to blown lines. ----------- Scully says "Fuck" in response to blown lines. ----------- Mulder says "Oh, fuck me" in response to blown lines. ----------- Several scenes where Scully says "Are you saying/suggesting..." to Mulder. ----------- John Savage blows lines repeatedly in "Dod Kalm." ----------- Mulder says: "Well, that sucked for me." ----------- Bruce Weitz in "Irresistible" says, "Don't I feel like a dumb butt." ----------- Shot of maggots and various gory scenes. ----------- Mulder burps. ----------- Someone (who???) listens while a woman on the set asks him to get things like coffee and airline tickets, when she says "Your agent is on the phone," then suddenly he gets interested and leaves the scene. ----------- Tom Braidwood mimes use of cellular saying "blah blah blah blah" and walks through scene with helicopter. (Anasazi) ----------- Repeated shots of CC make it look like he is freaking out. ----------- Foreign language scenes from the XF. ----------- XF scenes dubbed in foreign languages. ----------- John Savage speaks in "Dod Kalm" with subtitles (he's speaking in English). ----------- Scully flubs lines, says "Where am I getting the words from?" ----------- Excerpt from DD on Letterman. ----------- Scully enters Skinner's office, says "your assistant wasn't outside," the woman then crawls out from under Skinner's desk and Scully says, "I'll come back later." ----------- Mulder in "The Host" in filthy water, music from Sea Hunt in background. ----------- Mulder eats cricket in "Humbug," the "Enigma" speaks. ----------- Scully eats cricket in "Humbug." This scene, filmed with a video camera, is much longer than the one shown on a Fox blooper show. ----------- Mulder sitting in cut-away car on cell phone talks to Scully: "I'm gonna take the rest of the day off, you try and solve this world-wide contagion on your own." The phone rings, Mulder says, "I got another call ... hey, babe, what's up?" (Guy sitting in back seat is trying hard not to laugh.) "When you come over tonight wear the teddy... a contagion? Baby, I will contage >you<." ----------- Scully and Mulder do scene repeatedly, but keep breaking up in laughter. (Someone makes puking and sneezing noises in background.) (Dod Kalm) ----------- Jim Rose in "Humbug" says to Mulder: "Did you know the Chinese art of sucking your balls up into your ass?" Scully laughs. Mulder says, "I'm doing it as we speak." ----------- Mulder plays charades for the movie "Gorillas in the Mist." (Fearful Symmetry) ----------- Scenes of gorilla from "Fearful Symmetry" giving the camera the finger. ----------- Mulder blows lines with kid in Fresh Bones, then acts like he is strangling the kid. ----------- Steve Railsback as Duane Barry blows lines during tense scene. ----------- Mulder runs to elevator in serious scene and just makes it inside, saying "Thank you." (He was supposed to miss it to have to take the stairs.) Crew laughs. (One Breath) ----------- Scully blows lines during conversation with Mulder, laughs, uses the expression "violent fucking behavior." ----------- Mulder breaks up in laughter during serious moment in "Irresistible." ----------- Mulder: "It's been using you again on our own show." Scully: "Fuck off, the Wongs." (Both break up in laughter.) ----------- Some guy identified as "Quinn" looks up a cheerleader's skirt. ----------- Scully in "Dod Kalm" makes weird noise. ----------- Mulder: "This is not the script." ----------- Tom Braidwood puts pillow over Mulder's face as Mulder lies in bed. Music from "Psycho" in background. (possibly Dod Kalm) ----------- Scully in "Dod Kalm" makeup: "There's one thing I am certain of in this life: Howard Gordon is a dead man." ----------- Mulder does a goofy dance. ----------- Scully in response to blown line: "I just pretended like I did." ----------- Mulder pleads to camera: "Don't fire me!" ----------- Various scenes of exploding faces, boils, etc. accompanied by the "1812 Overture." ----------- Mulder looks at his cellular phone, it reads "ALL DONE" and "BYE BYE."